The EaZZy Life: "I got these crazy cool streamers"

Alright this post has been in the making since the beginning of this semester. I love ASU and I love the campus, and the extremely, ugly,weird,funny,goofy,sexy,slutty,hot students or random people on campus. There is only one thing that bugs me.. THE FUCKING BIKESSSSSSSSSS at first I was like oh word they'd rather pedal than do the 1-2 step, so power to them. As the semester has gone on, I have became so annoyed. There are so many different styles of bikers on campus. There is the wanna be Lance fucking Armstrong wanna-be's who fly around campus on there featherlight bikes, I don't mind these people because they know what they're doing. Then there is the sexy girls who ride bikes, who try and talk on the phone while riding and they swerve ALL over the walkways. Then there is the ugly chick bikers, who have NO idea how to ride a bike, and they like stand up when they pedal on their beach cruisers, they seem like they are on a special opps mission when they ride, they will be bitting there lip, trying to power themselves through the rocks because they at least have common courtesy to go around people. Then we have the dudes who ride the bmx bikes, I crack up everytime I see this, I just always think of me and my biker gang when I was 7 years old, how we would run over pop cans or put cards on our wheels which made us SO cool. But that was 13 years ago, leave the BMX bikes in the 7-16 year old range, UNLESS your a bmxer then go for it, but these dudes are like the guys who bend the bill on their 90's MLB hat so much that it almost makes a complete circle. As they try and weave in out of people, they knee themselves in the eye because they're on a bike thats 3 feet tall and they are always swerving because they dont know that when you ride a BMX bike you're supposed to STAND UP not sit on it, its not a beach cruiser. It is not the bikers that bug me, they're prob cool.... buttt its the mass amounts of them, and the combination of all the unskilled riders out there lol. I'm no Dave Mira, or Lance so I stick to walking on campus. I always debated about writing this post until today. I try to cross the street on campus, (enfrente de Murdock) and NO LIE i felt like I was the fucking frog in Frogger, There were bikes speedin' behind me infront of me, right next to me, I seriously felt like just fucking clothes linning one of them, but then i would have had to fight the whole bike world. I could have taken them, but I had to get to my boring psych lecture. Now I will post some pictures I took today on campus pertaining to bikes, and a funny youtube video. LoLzz

(and a random picture of my buddy/classmate steve, we left class wayyy early lol)

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